The key to keeping your moan-worthy, solo masturbation sesh on the down-low? A quiet sex toy
Don’t want the people around you to hear you masturbating? We get it and we want to help.
There’s no shame in prioritizing your sexual pleasure wherever you’re at, but sometimes you don’t want people (especially relatives) to know what you’re up to. It’s not fun awkwardly explaining the reason for that explosive moan or that faint vibrating sound, and it’s definitely not hot to have to worry about waking up a loved one when you’re trying to reach orgasm.
Whether you are living at home, or staying there for an extended vacation and hiding in the bathroom, you’ll want to be discreet with your pleasure sessions. But discretion doesn’t mean masturbating has to be any less exhilarating. To help you live your best quiet solo sex life, here are some tips on how to keep your sessions incognito.
The 4 keys to keeping your masturbation on the downlow
1. Invest in a quiet sex toy.
For those who are new to vibrators, we have two recommendations. First up: Massage. This clitoral and body massager fits comfortably in your hand and holds a gentle vibration at its lowest setting, but it has room to intensify at its highest setting. Enjoy the rounded side for body massages and the curvy side for clitoral or targeted stimulation.
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Another quiet yet mighty vibrator: Play. This mini curvy vibrator is perfect for those who don’t want anyone to know what they’re up to. Its compact size nestles nicely in your hand for targeted stimulation, and it has two sides for versatile pleasure. The round side feels nice to rub anywhere, while the curvy side nestles on the clitoris or anus for focused stimulation.
Pair either of these vibes with Smooth Water-Based Personal Lubricant for a feel-good glide and elevated session.
2. Play in the shower.
Don’t be afraid to take your masturbation sessions to the shower.
No one will ever know — really. Just do your best to make it quick if there is someone waiting to use the bathroom — and to conserve water, of course. If you’re bringing in a sex toy, just make sure it’s waterproof. All of Bloomi’s sex toys — Play, Massage and Indulge — are waterproof and travel-friendly.
3. Turn up the white noise.
There’s nothing better than a little background noise to muffle the sounds of your moans. Turn on the heater, TV, music or even download an app or playlist of soothing sounds. It’ll help drown out the sound of playtime, and it might also help you get out of your head.
4. Pile on the blankets.
Adding blankets to your session will help absorb the sound of vibrations. Take your discreet solo sessions to the next level by investing in a weighted blanket.